Inside The Gender Vortex

Carson

Guest Author - Lucas Silvera, The Cliks

Foreword

This is from a set Maxwell did with Lucas from The Cliks, click here for more.

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By Maxwell Lander

Custom Built

Most men are factory direct models.
They have the parts they were made with
and are happy with those parts.
I had to be different, though.
I went the extra step
To become a custom built model.
I wasn’t very happy with the parts the factory gave me,
so I had some work done.
I started off with the accessories.
Anything feminine, form fitting, or pastel were replaced
with masculine, baggy, & plaid.
I then traded in my automatic for a stick shift.
(Who knew that shifting gears could be so much fun ?)
I went to a specialist for the major retrofit.
She souped up my engine
with a new fuel additive.
I have a lot more power now,
and my engine has a lower rumble than it used to have.
Some people wonder when I’m going to have my headlights replaced,
but they still work fine so I’ll leave them for now.
I love my custom built model.
My factory direct model never really worked for me,
but now I have a vehicle
made just for me.


Aran